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Phil Schwarzmann
Добавлен 21 авг 2009
My family teaches you how to speak Baltimorese
Let my family, at Christmas Day dinner, teach you how to speak Baltimorese (Bawlmerese). How many of these words can you say correctly?
www.baltimoresun.com/features/baltimore-insider-blog/bs-fe-bawlamerese-20171228-story.html
As seen in the Baltimore Sun
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How do you say “Down the ocean?”
All the time he was growing up in Baltimore County, Phillip Schwarzmann never knew he spoke funny.
“People say I speak with an accent, but I say I’m just speaking perfectly normal,” he says.
Well, Bawlamerese does sound funny to people who have never heard it before, who insist that there’s no such phrase as “downy ocean” (which, of course, is how that phrase in the opening sentence above is supposed to b...
www.baltimoresun.com/features/baltimore-insider-blog/bs-fe-bawlamerese-20171228-story.html
As seen in the Baltimore Sun
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How do you say “Down the ocean?”
All the time he was growing up in Baltimore County, Phillip Schwarzmann never knew he spoke funny.
“People say I speak with an accent, but I say I’m just speaking perfectly normal,” he says.
Well, Bawlamerese does sound funny to people who have never heard it before, who insist that there’s no such phrase as “downy ocean” (which, of course, is how that phrase in the opening sentence above is supposed to b...
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Phil Schwarzmann - "Jesus Growing Up Rich"
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Jesus received Christmas presents of gold, frankincense, and myrrh. What happened to all that gold? I don't remember any stories of Jesus growing up rich.
Giants defeat Reds / Game 5 NLDS 2012 / Mars Bar SF
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The Mars Bar on 7th st. in SF erupts after the San Francisco Giants defeat the Cincinnati Reds during Game 5 of the 2012 NLDS.
Phil Schwarzmann @ Apollo Comedy Club - October 2011
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My set during the debut of Comedy Finland's monthly English stand-up nights at Apollo Comedy Club in Helsinki. October 19, 2011.
Kimmo Wilska does stand-up comedy!
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Just 24 hours after Kimmo Wilska was fired from YLE, he takes the stage at the English Comedy Club at Manala in Helsinki. Kimmo explains his side of the story, answers some questions, and tells a few jokes! Louis Zezeran hosts the evening, Phil Schwarzmann behind the camera. More info: www.comedyfinland.com
Stand-up Comedy on a Helsinki Tram
Просмотров 12 тыс.13 лет назад
What would happen if three comedians performed stand-up comedy on a tram in Helsinki, Finland? ...in the middle of the day. ...in English. Part of Helsinki's Culture Tram (sponsored by Korjaamo), comedians Phil Schwarzmann, Louis Zezeran, and Zoë Chandler perform an hour of stand-up on the 7A tram line at 5pm on Tuesday October 5, 2010. They document what happens (booing) and what doesn't happe...
Henric Chezek @ Helsinki Pride 2010 English Comedy Show
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July 1, 2010 - complete with Justin Bieber impression and famous "Cosmopolitan" bit.
Louis Zezeran & Phil Schwarzmann talk with annoying foreigners in Kamppi Center
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You know those annoying foreigners who try to sell shit to strangers at the Kamppi Center in Helsinki? Well we thought it was time for someone to annoy them!
Louis Zezeran & Phil Schwarzmann harass Finns in Helsinki
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Louis Zezeran & Phil Schwarzmann promote Manala's English Comedy Club by trying to give flyers to Finns in Helsinki.
Heckler doesn't believe it's my birthday
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Heckler doesn't believe it's my birthday
Phil Schwarzmann's first time trying stand-up
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Phil Schwarzmann's first time trying stand-up
Markku's Morning Comb To Eurovision 2007
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Markku's Morning Comb To Eurovision 2007
Never knew Baltimore Accent was so strong
I can remember vividly the first time I heard a real Baltimore accent. A park ranger in a documentary was discussing the siege of Fort McHenry and the writing of the "Star-Spangled Banner". For the life of me I could not place his accent. It sounded southern at times, Boston-ish at others.
Baltimore accent seems lazy 🤷🏽♀️
Spencer Cornelia LP lookin ass
We say “Jit” (Did ya eat?) in the south, too.
Jeet is so good
Sound bogan australian
Dummy you cant teach nobody shit and definitely cant teach nobody how to speak from my city unless you from here stewpid 💯💙
Dummy you cant teach nobody shit and definitely cant teach nobody how to speak from my city unless you from here stewpid 💯💙
Jaeat hun 😂😂, there def from mer-Lyn
aaron earned an iron urn
Baltimore or Dundalk?
zit?
Thjs fake on the fuckle lag too gin jet lang bipple yap
What part of Baltimore sounds like this exactly ???????
urn urnn ur urn urnnn
We say 'toosdee' in Liverpool.
Melanie can get it
So Baltimore accents are just jersey accents?
im not bad in english im just talking in Baltimore :o
Really interesting how many of these exist in British accents too
Just got my head pipelatooyune onna fuhelyu monotalitsees tinganaduyu my mans got the wave sockalamolockalitzez we got the sockalamolockalitzez onna fuhelyu dutalitudes don’t fuhin play with us man tinganaduyu onna fuhalin
I’ve just realised it shares some resemblances to a northern English accent, in particular Mancunian
Its like a combination of Boston and South Philly. I'm from the area and we had this exact sorta conversation at Christmas.
As a former baldimorian myself I can confirm. Valid
Danny ocean 😂
Everyone commenting on the family athmosphere but no one makes comments about their new pronounciation skills.
My dad grew up in maryland. His accent is exactly like these guys, just wait till you heear em say oil.
sounds kinda like oral
Nobody could figure out where I was from, either Balmore or Dee Cee with a twist of the eastn sure. giggles
1:37 George Clooney's character Danny Ocean.
Funny how Biden doesn't have this accent.
sounds like us... in cape Breton Island
Sending this to my buddy from Baltimore lol
My family’s from Philly; we say “uwan” for “on”, too! And “jeet”!
Pixture 😂😂😂😂
It's like Southern meets Northeast. I love it
As someone who's from Maryland it's not just Baltimore we all butchered the English language. The whole state is speaking another language.
i lost it at JEET
Jeet Yet?
hahaha excellent video!
at last i have found americans who could possibly pronounce "southwark" right on the first try! 😂
Amblance 😂
I lived in Maryland for 15 years and I legit thought it was spelled "Blair Rd."
Your family is so cute!
Well, that was fun!
In Texas we say “Jew eat?”
this is the most canadian new yorker southerner accent ever
I never heard of this accent before.
Everyone backed in when they drove over to make this video
I'm from South jersey but most of my family speaks like this