Phil Schwarzmann
Phil Schwarzmann
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My family teaches you how to speak Baltimorese
Let my family, at Christmas Day dinner, teach you how to speak Baltimorese (Bawlmerese). How many of these words can you say correctly?
www.baltimoresun.com/features/baltimore-insider-blog/bs-fe-bawlamerese-20171228-story.html
As seen in the Baltimore Sun
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How do you say “Down the ocean?”
All the time he was growing up in Baltimore County, Phillip Schwarzmann never knew he spoke funny.
“People say I speak with an accent, but I say I’m just speaking perfectly normal,” he says.
Well, Bawlamerese does sound funny to people who have never heard it before, who insist that there’s no such phrase as “downy ocean” (which, of course, is how that phrase in the opening sentence above is supposed to b...
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Видео

Phil Schwarzmann - "Jesus Growing Up Rich"
Просмотров 1,4 тыс.11 лет назад
Jesus received Christmas presents of gold, frankincense, and myrrh. What happened to all that gold? I don't remember any stories of Jesus growing up rich.
Giants defeat Reds / Game 5 NLDS 2012 / Mars Bar SF
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The Mars Bar on 7th st. in SF erupts after the San Francisco Giants defeat the Cincinnati Reds during Game 5 of the 2012 NLDS.
Phil Schwarzmann @ Apollo Comedy Club - October 2011
Просмотров 3,7 тыс.12 лет назад
My set during the debut of Comedy Finland's monthly English stand-up nights at Apollo Comedy Club in Helsinki. October 19, 2011.
Kimmo Wilska does stand-up comedy!
Просмотров 25 тыс.13 лет назад
Just 24 hours after Kimmo Wilska was fired from YLE, he takes the stage at the English Comedy Club at Manala in Helsinki. Kimmo explains his side of the story, answers some questions, and tells a few jokes! Louis Zezeran hosts the evening, Phil Schwarzmann behind the camera. More info: www.comedyfinland.com
Stand-up Comedy on a Helsinki Tram
Просмотров 12 тыс.13 лет назад
What would happen if three comedians performed stand-up comedy on a tram in Helsinki, Finland? ...in the middle of the day. ...in English. Part of Helsinki's Culture Tram (sponsored by Korjaamo), comedians Phil Schwarzmann, Louis Zezeran, and Zoë Chandler perform an hour of stand-up on the 7A tram line at 5pm on Tuesday October 5, 2010. They document what happens (booing) and what doesn't happe...
Henric Chezek @ Helsinki Pride 2010 English Comedy Show
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July 1, 2010 - complete with Justin Bieber impression and famous "Cosmopolitan" bit.
Louis Zezeran & Phil Schwarzmann talk with annoying foreigners in Kamppi Center
Просмотров 3,9 тыс.14 лет назад
You know those annoying foreigners who try to sell shit to strangers at the Kamppi Center in Helsinki? Well we thought it was time for someone to annoy them!
Louis Zezeran & Phil Schwarzmann harass Finns in Helsinki
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Louis Zezeran & Phil Schwarzmann promote Manala's English Comedy Club by trying to give flyers to Finns in Helsinki.
David proposes to Eveliina @ Manala's English Comedy Club
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October 8, 2009
Risotto
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Risotto
Finnish and Swedish are different
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Finnish and Swedish are different
Snus campaign
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Snus campaign
Annoying foreigners in Finland
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Annoying foreigners in Finland
Amazon.com Bible Reviews
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Amazon.com Bible Reviews
Heckler doesn't believe it's my birthday
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Heckler doesn't believe it's my birthday
A Day in the Life of Oggie
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A Day in the Life of Oggie
Phil Schwarzmann's first time trying stand-up
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Phil Schwarzmann's first time trying stand-up
Phil Schwarzmann on FST's Neon
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Phil Schwarzmann on FST's Neon
Markku's Morning Comb To Eurovision 2007
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Markku's Morning Comb To Eurovision 2007

Комментарии

  • @Edfreitag
    @Edfreitag 22 дня назад

    Never knew Baltimore Accent was so strong

  • @constantreader7483
    @constantreader7483 22 дня назад

    I can remember vividly the first time I heard a real Baltimore accent. A park ranger in a documentary was discussing the siege of Fort McHenry and the writing of the "Star-Spangled Banner". For the life of me I could not place his accent. It sounded southern at times, Boston-ish at others.

  • @checkmyhart
    @checkmyhart 28 дней назад

    Baltimore accent seems lazy 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @C.Schuldiner
    @C.Schuldiner 29 дней назад

    Spencer Cornelia LP lookin ass

  • @nwajules
    @nwajules Месяц назад

    We say “Jit” (Did ya eat?) in the south, too.

  • @louisnorred8530
    @louisnorred8530 Месяц назад

    Jeet is so good

  • @stevenwinley44
    @stevenwinley44 Месяц назад

    Sound bogan australian

  • @user-uv7zj8yi7j
    @user-uv7zj8yi7j Месяц назад

    Dummy you cant teach nobody shit and definitely cant teach nobody how to speak from my city unless you from here stewpid 💯💙

  • @user-uv7zj8yi7j
    @user-uv7zj8yi7j Месяц назад

    Dummy you cant teach nobody shit and definitely cant teach nobody how to speak from my city unless you from here stewpid 💯💙

  • @stephennelson7031
    @stephennelson7031 2 месяца назад

    Jaeat hun 😂😂, there def from mer-Lyn

  • @Lightblinder
    @Lightblinder 2 месяца назад

    aaron earned an iron urn

  • @jmw-ig1bp
    @jmw-ig1bp 2 месяца назад

    Baltimore or Dundalk?

  • @Clemens42776
    @Clemens42776 2 месяца назад

    zit?

  • @Lakesideplays
    @Lakesideplays 2 месяца назад

    Thjs fake on the fuckle lag too gin jet lang bipple yap

  • @americanmuscleup2497
    @americanmuscleup2497 2 месяца назад

    What part of Baltimore sounds like this exactly ???????

  • @quangho9109
    @quangho9109 3 месяца назад

    urn urnn ur urn urnnn

  • @user-ni5qy7lw8o
    @user-ni5qy7lw8o 3 месяца назад

    We say 'toosdee' in Liverpool.

  • @bigstar66
    @bigstar66 3 месяца назад

    Melanie can get it

  • @Adam-ju4kq
    @Adam-ju4kq 3 месяца назад

    So Baltimore accents are just jersey accents?

  • @Sam420e
    @Sam420e 3 месяца назад

    im not bad in english im just talking in Baltimore :o

  • @chameleonedm
    @chameleonedm 4 месяца назад

    Really interesting how many of these exist in British accents too

  • @dixienormous1481
    @dixienormous1481 4 месяца назад

    Just got my head pipelatooyune onna fuhelyu monotalitsees tinganaduyu my mans got the wave sockalamolockalitzez we got the sockalamolockalitzez onna fuhelyu dutalitudes don’t fuhin play with us man tinganaduyu onna fuhalin

  • @Anonymous.android
    @Anonymous.android 4 месяца назад

    I’ve just realised it shares some resemblances to a northern English accent, in particular Mancunian

  • @0037kevin
    @0037kevin 4 месяца назад

    Its like a combination of Boston and South Philly. I'm from the area and we had this exact sorta conversation at Christmas.

  • @Maus_gaming
    @Maus_gaming 4 месяца назад

    As a former baldimorian myself I can confirm. Valid

  • @ezralink2630
    @ezralink2630 4 месяца назад

    Danny ocean 😂

  • @DioDCynic
    @DioDCynic 5 месяцев назад

    Everyone commenting on the family athmosphere but no one makes comments about their new pronounciation skills.

  • @Crazyninja30
    @Crazyninja30 5 месяцев назад

    My dad grew up in maryland. His accent is exactly like these guys, just wait till you heear em say oil.

  • @djdr.oldiesrichardcrummitt5321
    @djdr.oldiesrichardcrummitt5321 5 месяцев назад

    Nobody could figure out where I was from, either Balmore or Dee Cee with a twist of the eastn sure. giggles

  • @pauljordan4452
    @pauljordan4452 5 месяцев назад

    1:37 George Clooney's character Danny Ocean.

  • @pauljordan4452
    @pauljordan4452 5 месяцев назад

    Funny how Biden doesn't have this accent.

  • @raymonesqueens
    @raymonesqueens 5 месяцев назад

    sounds like us... in cape Breton Island

  • @brandonholsinger1151
    @brandonholsinger1151 5 месяцев назад

    Sending this to my buddy from Baltimore lol

  • @august_astrom
    @august_astrom 5 месяцев назад

    My family’s from Philly; we say “uwan” for “on”, too! And “jeet”!

  • @ennvee1989
    @ennvee1989 5 месяцев назад

    Pixture 😂😂😂😂

  • @lizard3755
    @lizard3755 5 месяцев назад

    It's like Southern meets Northeast. I love it

  • @angryfoxzd5233
    @angryfoxzd5233 5 месяцев назад

    As someone who's from Maryland it's not just Baltimore we all butchered the English language. The whole state is speaking another language.

  • @CometAura
    @CometAura 5 месяцев назад

    i lost it at JEET

  • @Chungoid-Gonad
    @Chungoid-Gonad 5 месяцев назад

    Jeet Yet?

  • @ozielich
    @ozielich 5 месяцев назад

    hahaha excellent video!

  • @fernthaisetthawatkul5569
    @fernthaisetthawatkul5569 5 месяцев назад

    at last i have found americans who could possibly pronounce "southwark" right on the first try! 😂

  • @DavidTa2
    @DavidTa2 5 месяцев назад

    Amblance 😂

  • @peileii
    @peileii 6 месяцев назад

    I lived in Maryland for 15 years and I legit thought it was spelled "Blair Rd."

  • @JetteSwan
    @JetteSwan 6 месяцев назад

    Your family is so cute!

  • @horseygurl143
    @horseygurl143 6 месяцев назад

    Well, that was fun!

  • @freeman7079
    @freeman7079 6 месяцев назад

    In Texas we say “Jew eat?”

  • @No1PlutoSupporter
    @No1PlutoSupporter 6 месяцев назад

    this is the most canadian new yorker southerner accent ever

  • @LovelyLince
    @LovelyLince 6 месяцев назад

    I never heard of this accent before.

  • @Omnis2
    @Omnis2 6 месяцев назад

    Everyone backed in when they drove over to make this video

  • @aliciawinkler2183
    @aliciawinkler2183 6 месяцев назад

    I'm from South jersey but most of my family speaks like this